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HomesPun Humor:
Original* Puns, Word Plays & Quips: A Compendium of Guffaws Giggles, & Mirth

By David R. Yale

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HomesPun Humor: Original puns, word plays & quips: A compendium of guffaws giggles, & mirth ISBN 978-0-9791766-7-8, $9.97 paperback, 116 pages ISBN 978-0-9791766-9-2 $3.97 Kindle eBook Kindle Prime Members read it free!


HomesPun Humor:
Original* Puns, Word Plays & Quips: A Compendium
of Guffaws Giggles, & Mirth


ISBN 978-0-9791766-7-8, $9.97 paperback,
116 pages
ISBN 978-0-9791766-9-2
$3.97 Kindle eBook
Kindle Prime Members read it Free!

Get Yours Now! Pun Enchanted Evenings

* Dozens of droll daffynitions that turn your understanding of common
  words insight out!

* 57 playful pun stories with priceless PUNchlines!

* 823 Puns about doctors, relationships, cats & dogs, lawyers, teenagers,
  food, knights, Greek gods, writers, farmers, bankers, politics --
  and lots more!

* Guest appearances by 16 of the world's best punsters, including
   O. Henry Pun-Off, Punderdome┬«, and Punsr champs!

* A full 1,000 gigglebytes of belly laughs!

"A mirthwhile book!"
-- Soanne Soh, New York Thymes & Sage Review
"I know you'll really enjoy reading HomesPun Humor, but don't overdue it!"
-- Marian Paige-Turner, Lieberry Journal
"I read this out loud on the bus to work. I laughed so hard, everyone else was laughing, too -- even the driver!"
-- Hugh Morus, Whittier DissPatch
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Pun Enchanted Evenings:
A Treasury of Wit, Wisdom, Chuckles and Belly Laughs for Language Lovers

746 Original* Word Plays by David R. Yale

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Pun Enchanted Evenings: A Treasury of Wit, Wisdom, Chuckles and Belly Laughs for Language Lovers -- 746 Original Word Plays ISBN 978-0-9791766-4-7, 108 Pages, $9.97 paperback. . Available as an eBook, too!
Winner, Humor Category, 2011 Global eBook Awards Winner, Humor Category, 2011 Global
eBook Awards
Pun Enchanted Evenings: A Treasury of Wit, Wisdom, Chuckles
and Belly Laughs for Language Lovers
746 Original Word Plays

ISBN 978-0-9791766-4-7,
108 Pages,
$9.97 paperback.
ISBN 978-0-9791766-6-1
$3.97 Kindle eBook
Kindle Prime Members read it Free!

Get Yours Now! Pun Enchanted Evenings

* 746 wildly original* puns on every subject from Arizona to zealous
  crusaders!

* Plus information on the first scientific studies showing the mental
  superiority of pun-lovers!

* You'll laugh out loud -- guaranteed!

Chosen as second place prize in the prestigious Washington Post Style Invitational
A "...funny... attractive book... [that] entertains..."
--- Little Rock Daily Record
"... a delight to read, full of all sizes of laughs from a tickling giggle to the full belly laugh."
--- Midwest Book Review
"...funny ... joke book..."
--- Memphis Daily News
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18 Best Puns from HomesPun Humor

1. Merrill the Peril: "I'm gonna bite Bambi!" Mother: "Don't chew deer!"

2. Scientists have developed an artificial stomach implant, but it's still intestine stage!

3. The real reason octuplets are so uncommon is they're 8 typical!

4. Buttwiser: Brand of beer smart asses drink!

5. Where do you take a sick sandwich? To the mayo clinic!

6. The king of Thebes was forbidden to operate a chariot because Oedipus Wrecks!

7. Napoleonic wars were really about toilets. Napoleon was a staunch believer in privies, but the Duke of Wellington gave his all for the water loo!

8. Dictatorial monarchs fear the press. They're terrified of break king news!

9. Critical skill for an income tax preparer: Deductive reasoning!

10. Why did the moron stay in the dark place beneath the bleachers when the Yankees played? He wanted to under stand the game!

11. When a football star marries a tennis champ, do they pro create?

12. Humonyms: Songs with the same sound but different meanings!

13. A polluted reservoir has H2 woes!

14. People who want to cut back school budgets won't take "know" for an answer!

15. Why can't you take away the fancy carved wood surrounding the fireplace in a Victorian dwelling? You'll dis-mantle the house!

16. What would you call a powder that turned a Norwegian into a native-born resident of Stockholm? Artificial Swedener!

17. If you keep an acorn in your hand too long you get a palm tree!

18. Why does smoke come out of James Papadopoulos' leg joint? Because that's where his Jim knee is!


14 Best Puns from Pun Enchanted Evenings

97. Why are so many pool players deaf?
They clean their ears with cue tips!

168. Why must you use a pencil to draw a level line?
Because if you use a pen, you get an ink line!

211. What medication do you give a pig with laryngitis?
Oinkment!

268. What's the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages?
A stale mate!

315. What would you think about a potion that turns people into cats?
I don't know, but it would give me paws!

376. Why shouldn't you put a baby's dirty diapers in the laundry bin?
You wouldn't want to hamper his movements!

377. When the artisan finished the sundial in the wealthy musician's garden in ancient Greece, his client thought it was too plain, and needed a frame or border. "How about some rock around the clock," the artisan asked!

383. Did you hear about the guaranteed fishing worms?
If you don't catch anything, you get a re-bait!

468. Why do men want to kiss women on the first date?
Because they think it's the quick-kiss way to get what they want!

487. The seamstress, captured by an invading army, knew that the ruthless king was very fond of gathered curtains, but nobody in his kingdom knew how to make them. What did she do when she was brought before him? She pleated for mercy!

547. What would you say if the Pillsbury Dough Boy played baseball?
Batter up!

594. What would a claustrophobic flea say?
"Let me out of hair!"

666. Why is a teenager so scary after he gains six inches?
Because he grew some!

671. Why are dogs imprecise?
Because they are afraid to be de-tailed!





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*All the puns in HomesPun Humor and Pun Enchanted Evenings are Yale originals, with the exception of the Guest Showcases in HomesPun Humor. Or at least I think they are! Great minds think alike, and especially in these days of the great punning revival, it's possible someone else has come up with a few of these wordplays, too.